India’s fertility rate has finally declined. While I am a feminist, this is one place I am willing to hand men the bulk of the credit. Their hideously entitled behaviour has finally repulsed the female of the species, and for the first time, an entire generation of Indian women are saying we are DONE.

I can’t tell you how excited I am. So much so that when I heard about a man who demanded physical intimacy from a woman in exchange for a plate of chicken biryani, I was thrilled. Yes, I screamed. Yes! Keep this up, men, be cruder and even more despicable. We need you and your country needs you. What every politician and social worker since Independence has been struggling to do for decades, you spoilt imbecilic man-children have accomplished in the blink of a viral video. I tip my wig to you all.

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